i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
well-written novel sized fanfiction
[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit
home of many classics, such as Spit It And Away and Howl’s Moving Car Sale
It’s not like he doesn’t make mistakes, and he’s quick to let taunts get to him, but…
He’s the second-strongest after Azumane, and most importantly,
his ability to perform when he’s cornered doesn’t deteriorate.
That mental strength…
Those are unmistakably…
The qualities of an ace.
dog trying to save fishes
how does it know fishies need water though
because dogs aren’t stupid
it really fascinates me that we have this tendency to think that “animals don’t have communication and cognitive ability as ‘complex’ as we do” means that animals’ minds work like simple computers or robots. dogs are not furbys. they are aware of the world around them, they learn, they know things about nature that we have never imagined. I am surprised all the time to remember that.
and many animals do have complex language and thought ability. prairie dogs can warn each other whether there is an eagle flying overhead, a coyote stalking in, or a man - specifying if he’s armed with a gun - wearing X color approaching the colony from Y direction. it took an afternoon for researchers to learn the basics of prairie dog warning language, once they started listening and trying to understand.
a prairie dog can verbally tell her family that a man in a blue shirt with a gun is nearby — and why specify what’s approaching if there aren’t different “prairie dog emergency procedures” for each scenario? if this is what we know they can say, what more do they talk about? what are prairie dog conversations like? would they understand if we spoke back? — but a shiba inu doesn’t know that a fish breathes water?
KID EIJUN HAS BEEN REALIZED
I’m working on like 40 different things at the moment, and technically this is a part of a larger project for my ask blog, but I finished it first and there can never be enough mitokoga in the world, so here.
AND THEN I DID TSUKIYAMA ONES BECAUSE I COULDNT NOT DO HIM
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